Circum Spective

Put your hand
back in your pocket

"Put your hand back in your pocket ass-kiss. And tell your Messiah, Mr. Obama, that if he wants to make nicey-nicey with Mahmood, he better hurry up, because we're about to piss him off real bad," Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu muttered to Defense Secretary Robert Gates as he leaves Gates hangin' in a recent photo op after the two met to discuss how to deal with Iran's soon-to-be-realized nuclear threat.

"You wanna be a coward, then be one, but don't try to shake my hand like we agreed on anything," Netanyahu told Gates privately.


"We are here to announce that our "friends" in America have decided to be cowards rather than allies when it comes to the heavy lifting", Netanyahu remarked to reporters.

Defense Secretary gates seemed a little embarrassed:
Oh well. Embarrassed is better than incinerated.