Liver Damage

I just read the warning label on a bottle of generic Acetaminophen tablets. It warns: "If you consume three or more alcoholic drinks every day, ask your doctor whether you should take Acetaminophen or other pain relievers ... blah, blah, blah ... liver damage.

O.K. Whatever else it says is irrelevant, because if you consume at least three alcoholic drinks every day, choosing the right pain reliever is the least of your problems.
What you need ask your doctor is whether he can get you into a good rehab program, because you're an alcoholic.