Chris Rock, Bill Cosby & George Will?

"Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings."

--George F. Will

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice."

--Bill Cosby

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese."

--Chris Rock